Reality Called. I’m Ignoring It. – Monster Leather Bookmark
Because sometimes real life just has to wait. Meet your new reading buddy: a cute little monster with serious bookish attitude, laser-burned into premium leather and deeply engrossed in a story of their own. The caption says it all: “Reality Called. I’m Ignoring It.”
This Monster Leather Bookmark is made from hand-dyed, hand-stitched leather, sealed with acrylic resolene to protect both the design and your books. The corner-style fit slides neatly onto the page, holding your place while your monster pal holds the line against real-world interruptions.
Perfect for readers who dive so deep into their books, they forget the world around them — or intentionally tune it out. A fun and relatable gift for students, bookworms, introverts, or anyone who’s ever said, “Just one more chapter…”
Why It Belongs in Your Book:
Whimsical Monster Design: Burned-in image of a determined little creature devouring a book.
Relatable Quote: “Reality Called. I’m Ignoring It.” speaks to every dedicated reader’s soul.
Durable Leather Craftsmanship: Hand-dyed, hand-stitched, and sealed to last through every adventure.
Secure Fit: Corner design keeps your place without damaging the page.
Perfect Gift: Ideal for book lovers with a sense of humor and a healthy disregard for interruptions.
Because when reality calls, the best response is to turn the page.
